Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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