Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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