I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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