The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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