At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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