Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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