Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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