Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Randomize
