I wannas sexs uuuuu
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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