She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
wow bdsm is so cute
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