i would punch a child for taco bell
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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