I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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