gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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