Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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