How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Randomize
