No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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