Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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