I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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