I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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