How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
birth control should be required to get into college
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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