is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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