But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Randomize
