i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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