Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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