who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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