We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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