it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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