Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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