Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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