apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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