id be glad to
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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