Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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