White coat. Heels.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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