There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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