He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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