My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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