It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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