she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just want nice things and good sex
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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