they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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