she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Randomize
