hotel room ftw
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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