am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
There r osticjed everywhere
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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