Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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