come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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