im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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