are you still at the devil's house?
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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