Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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