I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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