p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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