you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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