we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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